RUN YOU FOOL, ITS THE MOOKS
fuckyeahdeutsch:

It’s more common to say “Fuchs und Hase” and not “Hase und Fuchs” though,i.e. “wo sich Fuchs und Hase gute Nacht sagen”.

fuckyeahdeutsch:

It’s more common to say “Fuchs und Hase” and not “Hase und Fuchs” though,
i.e. “wo sich Fuchs und Hase gute Nacht sagen”.

gentledom:

A wonderful analogy.

kendraw:

So… I finally saw Lego Movie! And these were two of my fav characters from it. (I wanted to draw Vitruvius- being that he was my absolute fav, but perhaps later!) 
It was a cute film, I really appreciated the message it was getting across. c:

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

I asked her if there was going to be cake, and she was like, ‘yeah’. And then I was like, ‘is it a big cake?’, and she was like, ‘sure’. So I went to the dance ‘cause I thought I was getting cake, BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE.
(via overheard-at-school)
free-eternal-booty:

nagisa your mother and i are very concerned about you

free-eternal-booty:

nagisa your mother and i are very concerned about you

deviantartwhy:

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

relevant.

deviantartwhy:

chocolate-time-machine:

now-in-light:

i keep thinking about this post

truly motivational

relevant.

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

faeryies:

thanks

faeryies:

thanks

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.