RUN YOU FOOL, ITS THE MOOKS

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

I didn’t wanna fall in love, not at all. But at some point you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it
(via girlchoking)
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
hereissomething:

whoops
my iphone did that and i had to get a new one :c i couldn’t fix the screen and it happened right after i dropped it
well geez that sucks |8C i hope theres some way to salvage the stuff i still have on here damn

moonemojii:

YASS BETCH YASS!!!

i think i messed up my phone

its turning on and the bottom buttons light up and it buzzes when theres a new message but the screen is completely black??

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

magical-meow:

(via Maine Coon Cat by Bill Buck / 500px)

fedoraspooky:

kit-pocket:

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I HA VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FOIVE MINTUEWS

THIS BURNIN’
DESIRE
IS TURNIN’ LIL’ OL’ ME TO SIN